The (International) Noise ConspiracyBest The (International) Noise Conspiracy Albums Ranked

Survival Sickness

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4.2

“The following is an excerpt from the advice column of Mr. Dennis Lyxzen, singer of The (International) Noise Conspiracy, translated from Swedish: *Dear Mr. Lyxzen,**I have bad corns on my feet. I have tried all the recommended creams, medicines, and even acupuncture. These corns scare my children and keep up my wife at night. If they don't get better, she is going to leave me. How do I get rid of”

A New Morning, Changing Weather

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3.5

“Used to be that a man was judged by the height of his church. The advent of the Gothic era found architects consciously testing the limitations of their craft as the European countryside became home to freemasons fueled by religious fervor, the first inklings of humanism, and the sole intent of creating the largest damn cathedral this side of Bayeux. Spires crept precariously higher and higher as ”

The First Conspiracy

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2.9

“At some point, we all idolize celebrities. That's the nature of our icon-driven culture. And for all the media glut, legitimate heroes-- the kind who do something more than sing, act or kick footballs-- are kind of hard to come by. I fell victim to such pop idolatry. After letting go of the Madonna fascination around late sixth grade, I moved onto other idols, eventually settling on a couple of Ki”